I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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