seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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