I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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