If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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