Do vagina's smell?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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