Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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