Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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