He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
