Porn is love you can see.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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