She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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