In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
it glows. i had to have it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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