return my video game
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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