Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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