I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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