is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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