you win again, gameday.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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