I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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