: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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