Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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