how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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