that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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