bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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