are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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