I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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