spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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