But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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