...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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