she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's official drugs can't kill me
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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