Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you didnt know i had herpes?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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