I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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