'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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