Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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