Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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