awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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