She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
they need to just BURY HIM!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize