: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
