she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
