How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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