How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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