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say what?
wanna hang out?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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