we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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