Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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