Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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