i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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