my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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