Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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