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This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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