I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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