i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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