I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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