drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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