I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
